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Sunshine Almost Killed Him

Dating & Relationships / November 2, 2015

In a relationship, I am a very sexual person…almost along the lines of a nympho. Okay, a little too much info but I’m trying to draw a picture for you…follow me.

If you have been reading my blog, you may know that I was in a long distance relationship and when I saw my bae…it was on.

This past July, we made plans to celebrate both of our birthdays in Vegas. We hadn’t seen each other in about 2 months and let’s just say that I couldn’t wait. I was planning on putting in major work and I did…so much so, my bae almost died!!

Things were getting real good and when that magic moment arrived, he could not breathe. No, he’s not a big guy! But really…he literally ended up off the bed and on the floor on all fours saying that he couldn’t catch his breath!  I’m hysterical wondering if I should call 911, call the front desk for a defibrillator or run up and down the hall yelling, “Is there a doctor in the house

While trying to figure out WTF to do, I heard myself saying over and over again,”Calm down. Just relax. Take deep breaths…”  All the while praying that I didn’t have to have a real Color Purple experience and explain that he “died on top of me,” like Celie’s father.

Thank God, he was okay and I didn’t have to explain to anyone how my bae died after I put Sunshine on him.  SHMD! I got to be more careful.

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Ty Knighten
Ty Knighten knows a thing or two about relationships and dating. A single mom from Calif., Ty decided to turn her experiences in love and relationships into a blog. Written with plenty of sass, her mission is to help women empower themselves to realize love, success and confidence through her articles. She writes about dating and relationships from the perspective of a single mom but adds insights that will help women and men as they maneuver through the confusing world of dating and relationships. You can reach her on Twitter @UHeardMeRight, on Facebook at The Sexy Single Mommy or connect with her on Google+ and Instagram at chocoty.




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