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4 Reasons Why Women Aren’t Mad When There is No Round 2

Dating & Relationships / April 11, 2014

I recently read a post from Damn Pops on Single Black Male titled, Ladies, This Can Be Why  ‘Round 2’ Doesn’t Happen” and I had to agree with a lot of what he had to say but I thought, “Why not tell the men why we aren’t mad when there isn’t a Round 2?”  Here we go…

We Couldn’t Wait For Round 1 To Be Over

Men, Why We Aren't Mad When There is No Round 2

You thought you were putting it down but your were fucking like a jack rabbit.  Your ass was moving so fast that we couldn’t even catch the rhythm.  I guess you didn’t notice our eyes rolling or did you think you were making us feel SO good? The obligatory “Ohh’s and Ahhh’s were just to not completely crush your ego but damn, that was the longest 5 minutes of our lives!

Your Oral Skills Were Horrible

Men, 4 Reasons Why We Aren't Mad When There is No Round 2

 

You talked all this stuff about making us rain and then you get down there and you are horrible!  You are licking the clit like a dog lapping up water. Really, Sir?  We’re going to need you to go get your skills up before you disappoint another woman!  I had someone who was so bad that I had to put my foot on his forehead, push him back and kick his ass out! He couldn’t even “get any” after that poor performance.

Men, trust me! There is nothing worse than a man who goes down and doesn’t know what the hell he is doing. You need to have more technique than just “licking it” up and own.  Watch a video, talk to your homeboys…something! Don’t play with our emotions, man!!!

You Think You’re Mr. Marcus But You’re Actually Webster

Men, Why We Aren't Mad When There is No Round 2

You walked in the room flexing like you were a greek god and whipped it out like you were about to do the damn thing but we needed a microscope to see it.  In the back of our minds we’re wondering, “Why didn’t dick ever grew up?”  Although we have all heard the saying, “It’s not the pencil, it’s how you write your name,” in this case….you were like a kindergartener who hasn’t learned how to write their name yet.  Round 2? Ha! You will NEVA get this again!!

Round 1 Wore Our Ass Out

Men, 4 Reasons Why We Aren't Mad When There is No Round 2

You did that! You put it down! You smacked it up, flipped it and rubbed it down! You put it on us so good that we immediately roll over and go to sleep.  Round 2?  Please!  Not tonight!

What are some reason why you tap out after Round 1?

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Ty Knighten
Ty Knighten knows a thing or two about relationships and dating. A single mom from Calif., Ty decided to turn her experiences in love and relationships into a blog. Written with plenty of sass, her mission is to help women empower themselves to realize love, success and confidence through her articles. She writes about dating and relationships from the perspective of a single mom but adds insights that will help women and men as they maneuver through the confusing world of dating and relationships. You can reach her on Twitter @UHeardMeRight, on Facebook at The Sexy Single Mommy or connect with her on Google+ and Instagram at chocoty.




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9 Comments

on April 13, 2014

I loved this! lol I’m getting into a second part right now.

    on April 13, 2014

    Thanks. Can’t wait to read your next one!

on April 14, 2014

Well done, couldn’t have said it better myself. Too bad the ones who REALLY need to read this post will never get it!

on April 15, 2014

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on April 16, 2014

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on May 11, 2014

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on June 27, 2014

I’m a guy and I have learned plenty by this post. The challenge here is not knowing where you miss it, but you know something doesn’t click somewhere. And 90% of our ladies will leave the poor guy guessing, not minding that he is not the Holy Spirit. Now, light is shinning in darkness.

on April 3, 2016

hahahah, hilarious and true



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