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Made Him Catch The Holy Ghost – My Online Dating Drama

Dating & Relationships / From the Editor / April 16, 2014
Made Him Catch The Holy Ghost

The following message was waiting for me on the dating website.  It made me laugh so hard, I almost needed to run and get my inhaler.  I am not going to correct the spelling.  This is what he wrote:

Subject: Sexxy as hell Dam girl you fine
Hello,sexxy you are. i am all excited about you. where have you been hiding thank the lord
god is good. he has bless me with eye sight so i could see you amen. ayanyway. my name is lee whats yours. i live in rancho cucamonga ca i would love to talk to if that is possible. i am
very interested in you. may I leave you my number. I am at work but can call if you wish.
What is a girl to do? If he was going for funny, he aced that but something tells me that he is oh, so serious.  It seemed as though he caught the holy ghost by the way he was writing! LMAO!!  I am not sure if I should even reply with a message or find someone to revive him with smelling salts or delete the message and block him. What happened to trying to impress people when sending them a message on a dating website?  I mean, did you think that I would say, “I have GOT to respond to this message?”  He couldn’t even bother to use capital letters.  I hope that I am not sounding superficial but there is NO WAY that I would ever date or talk to a man who sent a message like this.
This online dating is going from bad to worse.  This one bit the dust before he even got out the gate.  SMDH!
How would you respond to this message?
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Ty Knighten
Ty Knighten knows a thing or two about relationships and dating. A single mom from Calif., Ty decided to turn her experiences in love and relationships into a blog. Written with plenty of sass, her mission is to help women empower themselves to realize love, success and confidence through her articles. She writes about dating and relationships from the perspective of a single mom but adds insights that will help women and men as they maneuver through the confusing world of dating and relationships. You can reach her on Twitter @UHeardMeRight, on Facebook at The Sexy Single Mommy or connect with her on Google+ and Instagram at chocoty.




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15 Comments

on June 21, 2012

Wow!!!! Adventures in online dating, for real!! I think I'll pass!! LOL!

    on June 21, 2012

    LOL!! I don;t blame you!

on June 22, 2012

Felicia,
This dating stuff is no joke. I am ready to throw in the towel!!

on June 23, 2012

All I can say is bless him and you be careful!

    on June 25, 2012

    Yes, God Bless his heart. I am done with this site. I can't take anymore!

on June 25, 2012

*takes Bible and sits in corner* Our Father ….

    on June 25, 2012

    LOL!!!!

on June 25, 2012

Too funny! Yes, be cautious, girlfriend. Love your single mommy blog.

on November 5, 2012

I can always count on you for a good laugh!!!

on November 5, 2012

Sad thing is this probably works for him too. He was dooing so much in that email, I think he is serious too.

    on November 5, 2012

    Girl, I do too! I wonder if ever found someone to date. I would think not if they received a message like that! LOL!

on April 16, 2014

I spit my water out laughing at this one! And after reading it again, I don’t know whether to keep laughing or cry. As one of my older friends would say, “Jesus be an English class!” And you’re not being superficial at all. If anyone is, it’s him! Nah, you need to block this dude.

    on April 16, 2014

    LOL! Yes, he indeed needs Jesus with that message. Girl, I can NOT with this mess!!!

on April 16, 2014

Online dating isn’t like it use to be smh….

    on April 16, 2014

    IT’s a sad situation, Tammie!



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