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You’re Not Done Until You Swallow

Best Of SSM / Dating & Relationships / Sex / January 24, 2014

“I swallow every time.”  Not only was I surprised that this had become the topic of an otherwise uneventful cookout that had quickly gone from a cookout with pleasant, everyday conversation to adult after hour conversation, but I was damned surprised that she swallows every single time.  And is that a hint of audacity in her voice as to say, “What?  And you don’t?”  Thank the high heavens my husband wasn’t present because I’d look like a complete slacker in the presence of this real life “bust it baby.”  (If you don’t know what a “bust it baby” is I do not suggest you Google Plies.  Don’t do it.)

You're Not Done Until You Swallow

Did some guy actually get over on her using the line, “Cum is good for your skin girl.  Great protein.  Why eat peanuts when you can meet your daily protein goal from these nuts?”  (Oh. Don’t sleep I can all but guarantee that some fella has said this to more than one unsuspecting young lady who took, and swallowed, the bait.) Based on her confidence, however, I don’t think her dedication to swallowing every time was a matter of a guy getting over on her, it was a matter of her completing the job.

Don’t misunderstand me, there’s nothing wrong with taking a man you’re committed to all in and saving yourself a few days of laundry by cleaning up the mess yourself without tossing the sheets into the washer at the very moment you pull back.  Nothing wrong at all.  But every single time though?  My word!  That is a challenge that I would be hard pressed to commit to.

Now that the cat was let out of the bag, we went ahead and took it for a walk (I know that cat’s aren’t “walked” but just roll with me here) because Swallow Every Time had officially taken the cookout in another direction.  Let me say that this was not a “ladies night out” event.  There were plenty of men within earshot of Swallow Every Time’s statement, so you know that the obligatory follow-up questions were coming by the dozens.  The only thing that would have made the scene better were if she so happened to be licking an ice cream cone or some other finger licking – and swallowing, let us not forget swallowing – good desert.

You're Not Done Until You Swallow

One guy, who I’m not all that certain was at the cookout until the words “swallow” and “every time” were uttered, popped a squat right next to the lady of the hour and asked in disbelief, “Every time?”  I swear he inched closer, “What makes you do it?”  Seemed like he was fishing for tips on how he could motivate whatever honey he had at home who obviously was not as thorough as our friend Swallow Every Time.  With not even an ounce of shame (not that she should be ashamed), her response was basically, “Why not?”  She kept it simple for all of us over analytical folks and simply said that she likes doing it.

Well then.   What more can be said?

The guys were quite satisfied with her answer.  One even said,  “See ladies?  You’d like it if you tried it.” Uh-ha-ha-ha…shut it dude.  The ladies, minus myself because I was more than satisfied with her answer as well, hammered her with question after question.  My girlfriend, who has many jobs, blow jobs not being one of them, was not satisfied with her answer and asked, “What’s to like?  That shit isn’t disgusting to you?”

Response:  “If you’re going to do it.  Do it.  When you like what you’re doing you’re good at.  I’m good at it.”

Whoop. There it is.

So what say you ladies? 

Are you an overachiever and go for extra credit every time; or, do you not think of swallowing as extra credit and consider it a necessary part of the assignment? 

The assignment is not complete until you swallow; or lastly, are you utterly repulsed by the thought of performing oral sex, let alone swallowing? 

If you answered yes to the last question, have I got some converter tips for you!

Can’t talk about swallowing without talking about ways to get there! 

Stay tuned.

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53 Comments

on March 5, 2013

This brings to mind the saying ‘good girls swallow, bad girls spit’!

on March 5, 2013

Wow!! What a Hell of a post! Kudos to the author. Alright ladies don’t let that chick out do you, step your game up the fellas won’t judge.

    on March 5, 2013

    I’m sure that won’t. These “chick” has now become the poster child for the Dry Peter Coalition.

on March 5, 2013

This is the type of blog you read in the bathroom. Away from your significant other. I had to make sure my husband wasn’t peeking over my shoulder reading line by line with me. LOL I don’t swallow, & never (well) nope NEVER will. I’ve spit O.O but that’s as close as ill ever come to it! Pardon me while I go throw up, from the thought! Great read!

on March 5, 2013

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on March 5, 2013

A lady never spits.

    on March 5, 2013

    I kind of like your spunk! I don’t think I’ll quote you in front of my husband, but I like you spunk 😉

on March 5, 2013

I tried to taste test a long time ago and almost past out….sorry I don’t an I never will that’s not for me. I get my protein like regular folks

    on March 5, 2013

    An airplane bag of peanuts will do the trick. We save that other stuff for the rare breed that is Swallow Every Time.

    on March 13, 2013

    LOL survey says.

      on March 13, 2013

      LOL!!!

on March 5, 2013

Well, well, well… I must say – this was a very interesting post and I LOVED IT! Made me want to make sure I’m striving for “extra credit” in everything I do. We can’t half-do anything and if we’re gonna do it we must do it right!!

    on March 5, 2013

    Well said! Well said!!

on March 5, 2013

I’m such a prude when it come to the whole swallowing thing. I’ve been married for almost five years and I refuse to swallow or spit. I just don’t want cum in my mouth. lol

But more power to her.

    on March 6, 2013

    “More power to her” indeed. She can have it.

on March 6, 2013

Well written article! The fact of the matter is, guys who give their ladies services swallow the juices, so its only right that his lady would. Side note, I’ve been told eating pineapples made me taste sweet, so encourage your man to eat more then give it a taste test lol

    on March 6, 2013

    Pineapples, huh?

      on March 6, 2013

      Well. Then. Art. LOL!!! Definitely appreciate your comment & suggestions. Excuse me while I dice these pineapples. Did you catch that Ty?

        on March 6, 2013

        LMAO!!! That is too funny because I just bought a fresh pineapple yesterday!!Shhhhh…..

          on March 14, 2013

          One should always have a few pineapples in the house. 😉 If in would have know about that whole from salty to sweet thing. I would have been storing them like a squeal and his nuts. 😉

      on March 13, 2013

      I only eat the freshest, juiciest of organic Pineapples, peaches, and strawberries ladies. Every guy likes a woman that strives to be number one in everything she does, including bed. Ask Arseneo Hall. “Strive to be number one!!” Nothing is wrong with a little bit of extra credit now and then. Every time might be a bit much because if you are always a going in for the gobstoper, Then after a while it is always expected. And like any good school, the bar will be raised and you’ll have to get more creative.

      As I said, nothing is wrong with a little bit of extra credit. Can’t talk for all men but when I’m down south, hunting for the beast, I attack the, my prey that vicious Pu$$yc@t with a voracious appetite from time-to-time. Usually it is a very, very, very messy job but someone has to do it. And it’s usually fun. Even though it does have a tendency to get all over your face Like a Carl’s Jr. Burger. Hunting down the Pu$$yC@t can be really messy and at times a dirty job. I’m good at almost every single job I’ve ever accepted. 😉 Hopefully my future wife will at least meet me half way while I’m going the extra mileS.

        on March 13, 2013

        OMG Hunting for the beast??? This is just too much! Your comment David has me over here HOLLERING!!!

          on March 14, 2013

          And that’s just my comments. 😉 Hope that’s a good thing, I would hate to get banned from this site.

    on August 16, 2013

    Orange juice also works. I bought this dude so much OJ when I found that out it was hilarious!

    I don’t know what my motivation is, but I don’t like to spit because to me having it in and having to keep it there until you find a place to spit is gross. AND I know it puts me a-head of the field so I do it to impress and delight. 😉

    on August 16, 2013

    Tis true.

on March 6, 2013

“funky tasting jizz”…I just had a bit of Sex in the City nostalgia. You are so right. If the guys diet is completely unhealthy there’s just no way that I would be able to get the job done. No, and no. Btw, your great grandmother is the truth! Lol.

on March 6, 2013

Yes!!! You are such w great and hilarious writer. I am subscribed.
I personally am not a big fan of swallowing. Ugh, it does taste gross but I have done it before to look like “I’m good”. I prefer not to do it though. It’s just so… Salty.

    on March 13, 2013

    Nothing wrong with a little all natural salt in a diet.

      on March 13, 2013

      Natural salt??? YUCK!!!

on March 6, 2013

Salty is about right! Well according to one of the male readers, pineapple can curb the “salty” taste. Willing to go for a taste test? I’m sure you guy would oblige to a pineapple diet.

    on March 13, 2013

    I totally agree with that guy and Andrea. There should be some taste testing. If you don’t like pineapple you could always try different fruits: Strawberry, apples, peaches, plums…etc. Wonder if the same is true with women and pineapple, it’s always salty down south, sticky too. Maybe some Cinnamon and sugar…Cinnabon?.

      on March 13, 2013

      I can’t….LMAO!! What in the world, David? Cinnabon??

        on March 13, 2013

        I’m going to blame this one on the late night tired rambling of a sleep deprived man.

on March 6, 2013

Swallowing is just polite. And it’s kind of an acquired taste… I can’t believe I’m even typing this!! GAH!!

    on March 6, 2013

    LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    on March 7, 2013

    Sort of like a delicacy? Haaaa! Sometimes I’m polite. Most of the times I am very rude.

    on March 13, 2013

    I agree with Reality – Don’t be rude, swallowing is polite. If you can eat escargot and calamari than you can swallow some jizz-a-mari. Don’t insult the chef.

      on March 13, 2013

      You, my dear David, are a CLASSIC! LMBO. I’ve been reading your comments throughout the day and have been falling out. I can just imagine you at home scarfing down a ton of pineapples, strawberries, and Cinnabon’s. Too funny!

        on March 14, 2013

        all in the blender Andrea, All in the blender. I just sip after all I am a gentleman. That is when I’m not hunting for the beast. 😉 But no Cinnabons yet. I eat somewhat healthy. More energy over a longer period of time. 😉

          on March 14, 2013

          Oh and the Cinnabon was for her diet, not mine. 😉

on March 13, 2013

I love you. …I totally just fell in love at least a little bit.

    on March 28, 2013

    Hi Moe 😉

on August 17, 2013

LOL, I’ll leave the swallowing to the pros. I haven’t encountered that many men that brought it up.

on August 30, 2013

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on September 9, 2013

As a guy, swallowing isn’t a big deal to me at all. Now, I’ve dated some women who wouldn’t “catch it” in their mouth at all. I think that’s more of an issue than swallowing because that essentially lessens the sensation of oral if you reduce it to a hand job during climax. But, her swallowing doesn’t somehow make me feel like a man at all. I’m already feeling like “the man” because I’m having sex in the first place. LOL! Seriously, if she wants to spit, then I don’t care. But, if she won’t allow me to finish in her mouth at all, then she’s not allowing me to maximize my pleasure. Just one man’s opinion though.

on October 7, 2013

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on January 24, 2014

NIIICE Article! As far as a man, It does not matter to me if she swallows or not, but I think that it strokes the ego of some men. As far as it being nasty, I do not think of it as being nasty if you are with your spouse. To me, there is nothing nasty about whoever I am with at the time. I love all of them, and all of her juices.

on August 30, 2014

Great Article… The taboo of swallowing will go away once you have reached a level of sexual comfort with your mate or spouse… Men have no choice but to swallow our cum with no warning.. So have him bulk up on water, fruits, and veggies (no asparagus) and less alcohol, so you can partake of his…. What you won’t do he will either resent you for it or get it somewhere else

    on September 3, 2014

    BOOM!! There it is!!!

on December 10, 2014

I’ve been married 13 years and never done it. I don’t even think my husband cares because once he feels the “need” he aims for my boobage, lmaoooo. I cant believe I just posted that!

    on December 10, 2014

    LMAO, Ronda!! Whatever works, right? Love this comment!

on December 18, 2014

Tell it like it is girl. Right on! I always knew it was good for your skin!



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