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10 Examples Of Poor Sex Etiquette

Sex / November 29, 2013

Via The Frisky

Perfectly good sex can be ruined by really bad manners. There is an unwritten code of sex conduct. Follow it, and your partner will likely be a repeat customer. ‪Break it, and you may screw the likelihood of boning again. Below, some examples of poor sex etiquette in the bedroom that will get you kicked to the curb.

1. Trying out a kink without asking.

If you’re into spanking, panty ripping, golden showers, or salad tossing, for example, that’s totally cool. But please discuss it with us before doing it to us.

10 Examples Of Poor Sex Etiquette

2. Talking about your sex life with an ex.

Unless we ask, don’t regale us with stories about the jade egg your ex could hold in her vagina all day. We don’t want to know.

 

3. Not offering a tissue to wipe up your spunk.‬

If you got your baby batter on our face or body, it is only right to get a lady a tissue or a washcloth to freshen up.

 

4. Dirty sheets.

If you expect us to roll around with you, wash your goddamn sheets first.

10 Examples Of Poor Sex Etiquette

5. Recycling sex toys.

Using the same vibrator on more than one woman is not only insulting, it’s disgusting. I don’t care if you washed it. Get that thing away from us.

 

6. Coming on face or in mouth without asking.

It is only polite to request the pleasure of coming on one’s face or in one’s mouth without consent.

 

7. Not having any condoms on hand and saying, “It’s OK, I’ll pull out!”

Bitch, please! No condoms on hand, no sex. You are delusional if you think otherwise.

10 Examples Of Poor Sex Etiquette

8. Not offering sleepwear.

If we’ve learned anything positive from The Situation, it’s that a woman likes to be offered something comfortable to wear while sleeping over. An old — but laundered! — T-shirt is much appreciated.

Do not throw our cocktail dress on your unswept floor. Do not chuck our bra and panties with the dust bunnies under your bed. Do not cover our new pants with lube. We’re all for ripping off clothes in the heat of the moment, but be mindful of our duds.

10. Not spending the night.

The only way to get out of spending the night together post-coitus is to discuss it before you’ve done the deed. Anything less and you are an ass.

 

This post originally appeared on The Frisky.

Photo Credit: her.ie.com, abovethelaw.com, madamenoire.com


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Ty Knighten
Ty Knighten knows a thing or two about relationships and dating. A single mom from Calif., Ty decided to turn her experiences in love and relationships into a blog. Written with plenty of sass, her mission is to help women empower themselves to realize love, success and confidence through her articles. She writes about dating and relationships from the perspective of a single mom but adds insights that will help women and men as they maneuver through the confusing world of dating and relationships. You can reach her on Twitter @UHeardMeRight, on Facebook at The Sexy Single Mommy or connect with her on Google+ and Instagram at chocoty.




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9 Comments

on July 19, 2013

I love the one about no condom, no sex. You would be surprised the number of women that would allow me to have sex with them without a condom. If I had not reached to put one on they would not have said anything. This was something I always checked for and at the last moment I would say, “Wait, almost forgot my condom.” Can you believe some idiots actually got insulted? They would actually say crap like, “What you dont trust me? I am clean.” No mam, I dont trust you. Some women can really be trifling these days.

    on July 19, 2013

    Indeed…Indeed! I don’t know what century they are living in but they better wake up…QUICK!!!

on July 19, 2013

I love them all and agree with them all. Yeah that old “I dont have no condoms” trick, played out. We have to stand our ground so we wouldn’t end up with an STD or someone baby.

    on July 20, 2013

    Ebony, you are so correct. What surprises me though is the number of women who don’t even make the guys use that excuse anymore. They willingly lay down with some guy and do not insist he use a condom.

on September 27, 2013

[…] bedroom.  If you want to turn your man off, QUICK, just lay there!  Men want a woman who enjoys  sex and enjoys it with him.  Be exciting in the bedroom and show him that you desire him. […]

on August 4, 2014

All that asking to place my man milk takes the fun out of it. I like surprises, especially when I get to see face once it hits her cheek or lips…PRICELESS!!!#

    on August 5, 2014

    LOl!! Well, alright then Mr. Wayd!!

on August 5, 2014

It’s only logical…

on August 5, 2014

Great forum for dialogue. We need more outlets like this. Kudos to you Ty. You are doing a great job…



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