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Jailbait!

Dating & Relationships / October 1, 2013

Dear Diary,

I met David outside of my office building one afternoon as I was walking to my car in the parking lot. He was tall, dark, and handsome and had a smile that lit up the already bright lot! We exchanged telephone numbers and went on about our day. The next day David called and we had a brief, but funny, conversation. He asked if I was available Friday evening for dinner and I said yes.

That Friday he picked me up at my house and we drove to the Cheesecake Factory and had dinner. David was dressed nicely and we ordered heartily from the drink, appetizer, and dinner menu. At this point, I was feeling him, as he was down to earth and funny, two qualities that are sometimes hard to come by these days! By the end of dinner I was certain we would go out again.

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When we both finished eating our dessert the waiter placed the bill on the table. David smiled at me and in a very calm, non-chalant voice said, “Oh no, I don’t have my wallet.” “Excuse me?” I said as I looked at our hundred dollar bill. “I’m sorry sweetie but I don’t have my wallet,” he said again withOUT remorse. “Oh ok, that’s too bad but I will just pay my portion of the bill then,” I replied. All sorts of things were racing through my head, like is this man serious, and does he really think he can pull this type of move on me and expect to get away with it??? The fact that he remained so calm when he said it , and didn’t offer any apologies or seem embarrassed let me know this was a game he was running and he thought I was about to fall for it.

Jailbait!

When the waiter came back I immediately explained the situation and told him that I would pay my portion of the bill but that was it. David remained calm and tried to tell the waiter that he did not have any money whatsoever to pay the remainder of the bill so therefore he would not be paying. The waiter got his manager who walked over to the table to see what was going on. As the situation escalated I decided right then and there that I would call a friend of mine to come pick me up. I told David that I had to use the restroom and politely excused myself to the bathroom to call my friend. In that instance I knew I was not returning to the table to get caught up in that nonsense. As I made my way back to the front of the restaurant to wait for my friend, I saw two police officers heading towards the table where David was sitting and next  thing I knew they began putting him in handcuffs. I shook my head in disbelief, I couldn’t believe it, I had gone on my first and LAST date with JAILBAIT!

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Nicole Williams
Nicole Williams is an avid reader and writer from the Washington DC area whose hilarious dating experiences along with those of her friends, inspired her to start the hilarious Dating Diaries blog to help others in the Dating "arena" laugh to keep from crying! You can find Nicole's work on www.datingdiaries-thegoodthebadandtheugly.blogspot.com




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