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Men are quick to say, “It’s not the pencil, it’s how you write your name” when they are not well endowed. Really, fellas? Now say those same words 3 times and click your heels and wish for a bigger penis. I’ll wait…
Many women will utter those same words as they try to make that same man feel better about his situation or lack there of, when she finds out what he is working with. She will usually say something like, “Oh Baby, it’s not the pencil, it’s how you write your name and you write REAL good,” while smirking to herself.
Ladies, would you prefer the big fat pencils that we used in Kindergarten when we were learning to write or the skinny ones that we started to use once we learned how to hold and write with the big ones? Be honest…
When I think about those “big pencils,” I think about the lyrics from Beyonce’s song, Ego.
It’s too big
It’s too wide
It’s too strong
It won’t fit
It’s too much
Although Beyonce is singing about a big “Ego” those same lyrics can apply to “his” manhood, as well. Ladies, how many of you have been with a man and the lyrics to Beyonce’s song were what you were yelling, moaning, whispering out? Have you ever been with someone who was “hung” and the first time he exposed himself, you were like, “DAMN! I am NOT f*ucking YOU!” You may be laughing out loud, but this has been the subject of “Girl Talk” among my friends and I, many a time. However, there may be some women who love a man that they feel in their throat.
My ex was the type of man that we would talk about (although I don’t believe in telling your friends about your man in the bed). He is well endowed and the very first time that we were together, I was like, “Oh My Damn! What have I gotten myself into?” Beyonce’s song was not out back then but I’m sure I was moaning the lyrics to Ego mixed in with asking God to help me and complaining that I could feel him in my stomach, among other things.
To my moans and calling on God, some may say, “Well Ty, pleasure is pain.” Point taken but you have to get past the pain first. Was the loving good? Hell, yes! Once my body got used to it. So good that I had to wean myself off of it but there was a time that I would go back for the D and every time, I would have to get through the pain to get to the pleasure all over again.
When I got the letter from the young lady about being Dickmatized, it hit home for me. Although I wasn’t trying to find him in the daytime with a flashlight, I was sprung on the D. I will admit it! When you have someone who can dick and lick you down, um…YEAH…sprung, I was! Ladies, I know that there is somebody out there that knows what I’m talking about? Can I get an AMEN!!
I don’t want the men who are “packing” and reading this to think that just because you are “swanging” that your sex is the bomb because having a big penis does not mean that you know how to work it. It is GREAT, AWESOME, THE BOMB…you get the picture…if you know how to “write” your name AND if it’s a nice size, however, the two don’t necessarily go hand in hand.
So what say you ladies…
Does penis size matter?
Do you agree with the statement, “It’s not the pencil, it’s how you write your name?”
Photo Credits: sodahead.com, giphy.com, Beyonce