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I recently attended a fancy luncheon and met a couple who’d just celebrated their 70th wedding anniversary. That’s right: 70 years! Can you imagine being with the same person for 70 years?
We were at a round table that seats 10, and I didn’t know a soul there. This adorable, well-seasoned couple was kind enough to spend the entire meal talking to me. I think they felt sorry for me because I was alone. Anyway, I really enjoyed listening to their stories and watching them interact with each other. They were so cute and affectionate! Being with them totally affirmed my belief in marriage.
After we finished eating, the husband politely excused himself to go mingle with some other guests. Other people from our table left to go mingle, as well. Finally alone, I had a chance to ask the wife how she’d managed to stay happily married for seven decades.
At first, she said all the things I expected to hear: keep God first, don’t go to bed angry, etc. And then, with a wicked grin, she leaned in close and whispered,
All that stuff helps, but even better is knowing how to give good blow jobs!
That’s a direct quote, y’all.
When I finally picked my jaw up off the floor I said, “You’re kidding, right?”
This genteel, silver-haired old lady, dressed in a lovely teal dress and expensive pearls looked me directly in the eye and said, “That’s the God’s honest truth!”
Of course, I’ve heard this before from both men and women. Apparently there are still a lot of women out there who don’t give head! Or if they do, it’s only on special occasions like birthdays or Christmas. Personally, I can’t relate to that line of thinking.
Besides, I’ve never met a man who didn’t like getting his dick sucked all year round! Pardon my bluntness, but I’m just keeping it 100. If oral sex isn’t part of your regular routine, you might want to up your game. After all, who are we to argue with a woman who’s been married 70 years?
Face it ladies: you gotta “rock the mic”!
Now I don’t advocate putting your mouth on every Tom, Dick, and Harry you meet (see what I did there?). However, if you’re in a loving, monogamous relationship, why not give the man what he wants? Of course, you’d also be well within your rights to expect him to reciprocate, so it’s actually a win-win situation.
And guess what? It doesn’t have to be a chore! On the contrary, when you really get into it, sucking dick can be fun. If you love your man, don’t you also love-making him feel good? Don’t you enjoy making him writhe and moan? When you gratify him orally, you’re in complete control of his pleasure. It’s all you, girl! You might as well enjoy it.
In fact, your enjoyment is the key to being good at it. You don’t have to be a porn star to give great head. You just need enthusiasm and a genuine willingness to please your guy. When you’re down there working your magic, get into it. Moan a little. Let him know how much you love taking him in your mouth. Make it clear that you love the way he tastes and relish the way he feels.
After all, that dick is yours, right? Well then, step on up to the mic and claim it!
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