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This can not be my life! I signed up for a dating website and received a message from a man who just said, “Hello.” Of course I looked at the pics before responding and I’m thinking to myself, “Why is he standing next to bunk beds? Why do they have numbers on them? Is that a prison shirt hanging off the bed? ”
I immediately responded, “Where are your pics taken” and you could have knocked me over with a damn feather when just as I thought….”Prision.” WHAT IN THE ENTIRE HELL? Did I miss the small print that said there may be prison inmates on this site? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
But wait….He says on his profile, “Hey ladies nu 2 tha site jus lookin 4 real friends i hope thats simple enough.” What the hell else could it be and WHY would anyone want to go down that road?
Needless to say, I will NOT be talking to Inmate Sexual Chocolate 12354785. This some BULLSHIT!
This is just too damn much! THIS CAN’T BE MY LIFE!!!!