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I recently read a post from Damn Pops on Single Black Male titled, “Ladies, This Can Be Why ‘Round 2’ Doesn’t Happen” and I had to agree with a lot of what he had to say but I thought, “Why not tell the men why we aren’t mad when there isn’t a Round 2?” Here we go…
You thought you were putting it down but your were fucking like a jack rabbit. Your ass was moving so fast that we couldn’t even catch the rhythm. I guess you didn’t notice our eyes rolling or did you think you were making us feel SO good? The obligatory “Ohh’s and Ahhh’s were just to not completely crush your ego but damn, that was the longest 5 minutes of our lives!
You talked all this stuff about making us rain and then you get down there and you are horrible! You are licking the clit like a dog lapping up water. Really, Sir? We’re going to need you to go get your skills up before you disappoint another woman! I had someone who was so bad that I had to put my foot on his forehead, push him back and kick his ass out! He couldn’t even “get any” after that poor performance.
Men, trust me! There is nothing worse than a man who goes down and doesn’t know what the hell he is doing. You need to have more technique than just “licking it” up and own. Watch a video, talk to your homeboys…something! Don’t play with our emotions, man!!!
You walked in the room flexing like you were a greek god and whipped it out like you were about to do the damn thing but we needed a microscope to see it. In the back of our minds we’re wondering, “Why didn’t dick ever grew up?” Although we have all heard the saying, “It’s not the pencil, it’s how you write your name,” in this case….you were like a kindergartener who hasn’t learned how to write their name yet. Round 2? Ha! You will NEVA get this again!!
You did that! You put it down! You smacked it up, flipped it and rubbed it down! You put it on us so good that we immediately roll over and go to sleep. Round 2? Please! Not tonight!
What are some reason why you tap out after Round 1?
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