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10 Reasons Why Bishop Noels Girlfriend Is Not His Wife – Preachers of LA

SSM Staff November 5, 2013

From The Examiner

The new Oxygen television series, Preachers of LA has provided me with so many thoughts about church, ego and most specifically relationships. The relationship that catches my eye the most is the one with Bishop Noel Jones and Loretta. Its a mess.

I have compiled 10 *Side Eye Quotes* from the second show from the holy lips of Bishop Noel Jones, Bryant(Noel Jones driver) and Miss Loretta. Miss Loretta is the woman who is hanging on by a proverbial string by Bishop Jones. Tell me what you think.

1. “See that’s why I don’t have no time for a woman…really.”

- Bishop Noel Jones

Noel Jones said that he was too busy for a woman. *side-eye* Really? He just means he doesn’t have time for this woman, Loretta.
What man doesn’t have time for a woman? Of course he has time for anything that he wishes to have time for.
Miss Loretta(what I would call her if she went to my church), slap yourself and move on. You are being made a fool of at church, now you are doing it on national TV. Girl Stop.

2. “I haven’t felt the bite?”

- Bishop Noel Jones

Okay now there are just so many ways that I can take this! Does Bishop Noel Jones really want us to believe that he and poor Miss Loretta just make cookies together? If so, honey…you already know.
Second could he be referring to the fact that her “bite” just isn’t moving him to want to upgrade her??….This could be physically or emotionally. If you have been with a man for several years(16 years), you want more and he wants things the way they are…honey please move on and yes: Girl Stop.

3. She gets a little more time than the average?”

-His Driver, Bryant

Hmm…does that insinuate that there are others? Of course it does, dude is his driver he sees everything.

10 Reasons Why Bishop Noels Girlfriend Is Not His Wife - Preachers of LA

4. “She’s Pretty.”

-His Driver, Bryant

“You think she’s pretty?” Damb, is this what you even say to another man about your chick? Basically, this man is scoping your chick, but you know she isn’t going anywhere-so you arent even tripping. She is that low on your radar. I’m betting she gets a daily text, weekly ring.

5. “Do you think that she could be the REAL Mrs. Jones?”

- His Driver, Bryant

“Man just drive the car.” They chuckle….They are speaking in jest about a woman who is so serious about being in a relationship with Noel Jones. They have referred to her as a fish. OMG…she is not getting the ring-until maybe he gets sick.

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Comments (3)

  1. I actually like Loretta – but I do believe she puts up a bit of a front like she doesn’t actually want Bishop. Also, in my opinion, I think the Bishop actually likes her as well, but I feel most of his attitude towards the entire situation is influenced heavily on whatever his past marriage was like. I’m interested to know more about that, honestly. Anyone know?

    • I like her too, just not for him. I think a lot came out in tonight’s episode about his upbringing that affects how he thinks about relationships. I also wonder what happened in his his first marriage?


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