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Tonight the 55th Annual Grammy Awards took place at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California and the Red Carpet fashions were of course, the talk of social media. Over the years, Stars have pushed the envelope with their Grammy fashions and this year CBS was not having any of it! They advised all Stars to be sure “that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure….’WTH is “puffy” bare skin?
Now, I didn’t see anyone who pushed the envelope on the Red Carpet, however, there were plenty of God Awful and I do mean…AWFUL fashions on the Red Carpet! The following people should either hire a stylist, fire their stylist or get their eyes checked. All I can say is… “WTF WERE YOU THINKING?”
Kate Pierson of the B-52’s looks at hot damn mess. The look on her face looks like she just walked in front of a mirror and caught a glimpse of herself. Is that brocade down the front and WHY did she wear her grandmother’s shoes? HATED IT!!
Florence Welch…Have you ever seen the movie, ‘The Green Slime?’ Are those spikes coming out of that dress? Enough said! HATED IT!
deadmau5 and Kat Von D, is this the Grammy’s or your homeboy’s Come As You Are Party? Lets start from the bottom up…mismatched shoes? WHY? Kat’s dress is just plain UGLY! It is not flattering and looks like someones old rug and the hat…HATED IT!
Let’s focus on Kimbra…is she a fairy and are those wings? HATED IT!
Here is The Dream looking like a damn nightmare! A beanie and a hat…hmmmmm! Why are you dressed like you are going to the studio in sweats and OH, let’s not miss the Channel boots! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! HATED IT!!
Janelle Monae is there a bullfight in town? HATED IT!
Ashanti…Ashanti…Ashanti…why are you even at The Grammy’s. Are you still relevant? Not with that dress!! HATED IT!!
Al Walser, I know that CBS wanted you to cover up but DAMN MAN! It’s an award show not a costume party! HATED IT!!
SWV, I am SO disappointed! Did you ladies make your stylists and make-up people mad? I know that it’s not windy in LA tonight so WTH happened to your hair, Tamara? Coko and Leelee, those dresses…not cute! I will give Tamara props for her dress but you ladies don’t look put together at all. Oh BTW, the 4th of July is 5 months away…HATED IT!
Alexa Chung…Grammy Awards or walk in the park on a sunny day with fancy shoes on? HATED IT!!
Awww, you shouldn’t have Adele! Look everyone, she sent us a bouquet of flowers! WTF?? Come on Adele, REALLY? Besides the fact that it is not even Spring yet, did you have to use your grandmothers bedspreads to make a dress and shoes? HATED IT!!
Frank Ocean looked like OG Bobby Johnson from the movie, ‘South Central.’ Too bad he can’t fight like him! LMAO!! HATED IT!!
Estelle helped design this mess. Not sure if it something that you would wear to an awards show or a drum circle! HATED IT!!!
Lisa D’Amato looks like a wench from the Shakespeare play, ‘Taming of the Shrew.’ Horrible! HATED IT!!
Do you agree with my pics and did I miss anyone? Leave me comments and let’s talk about it!