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Catch Me Elsewhere
Yesterday my little sister received her Masters Degree in Clinical Psychology. I am estatic about her accomplishment and so proud of her. Although she has 2 years of schooling left to be called a Doctor, I am tempted to start referring some of my friends to her as patients. I know several people who can benefit from some professional therapy sessions.
Would it be rude if I say, “Hey, you know my sister just got her degree in Clinical Psychology and I know that your ass is crazy ass hell. Would you like for me to make an appointment for you?” After the laughter has ceased, I am sure that my friends would say something like, “Shit, have you made an appointment for your damn self?”
Oh hell, they would be right! Who am I fooling? I most likely, should be her first patient. In case you haven’t figured it out yet…I have a few issues. Yes me, Little Ms. Perfect. Can you believe it? LOL!
They say the first step is to admit that you have a problem, right? I can admit that! I can also say that I am well aware of what most of those issues are but the problem is, what do I do about the issues and how do I work through them? Somethings are just plain hereditary though, i.e., lack of patience. Can that be an issue or is the issue that I have no patience for bullshit and absolutely zero tolerance for stupidity? Hmmm…maybe I should make an appointment right away. I think I need some HELP!!